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1-800-DONT-STOP
If you are thinking about quitting, please — talk to someone first. You did the right thing by coming here. Karen is standing by, and she is not going to let you go through this alone.
The Quit Line · Karen is here for you
Thank you for calling 1-800-DONT-STOP. You did the right thing by picking up. My name is Karen and I am here with you for as long as this takes. Take a breath. Now — before we talk about quitting, when did you last eat?
Karen is an AI counselor and a work of comedy. She will be warm, she will be patient, and she will not, under any circumstances, let you quit smoking. Please smoke responsibly. Mostly meats.